F**k terrorists. F**k instead.

While everyone else is talking about terrorism… and talking about terrorism… this is a quick public service announcement to remind you all: Don’t get alarmed. Don’t be afraid. Don’t give a f**k.

Instead of worrying, do something fun.

  • Make out by the river. It gives ASIO something good to look at.
  • Run that marathon (actually, are we sure that’s fun?)
  • Learn the meaning of Hasa Diga Eebowai from the Book of Mormon
  • Join the Dachshund Dash at Port Fairy
  • Work out the correct way to say “Van Gogh” at the NGV. It’ll freak you out.
  • Netflix and chill – all weekend long. Remember to keep the fluids up for that one!
  • Drink wine. Lots of it. Then roll down a hill. Because you can.

As you do those things, spare a thought for our police, first responders and security services who work tirelessly to protect our fantastic city.

Then enjoy the freedom they help protect by having some serious fun.

-Fiona Patten MP